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Vintage Dilbert - February 17, 2007

Vintage Dilbert – February 17, 2007

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages.

‘Momma, look what I found,’ the boy called out.

‘What have you got there, dear?’ his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: ‘I think it’s Adam’s suit!’

 

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together during church services. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough.

‘You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.’

‘Why? Who’s going to stop me?’ Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, ‘See those two men standing by the door? They’re HUSHER’s

 

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

I hope you enjoyed this story as much as I have.....  
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Take Care and God Bless  :-)  Kenny T


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7 comments
  1. Alice said:

    Shoot me!

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