Things that make you say Hmmmm…

Morning Story and Dilbert

Vintage Dilbert
October 28, 2014

“To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.”

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.”

“Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.”

“Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.”

“I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.”

“Lead your life so you won’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.”

“People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.”

“Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.”

“Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?”

“Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“There are two things I’ve learned: There is a God. And, I’m not Him.”

“Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.”

“Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God’s grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God’s grace.”

“When it comes time to die…make sure all you got to do is die.”

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7 comments
  1. awax1217 said:

    Good to remember and easy to forget. Many of them ring true and are clear as a bell. Of course that would have to be a glass bell to be clear. I like: leave a legacy easy to read at the graveside and not more than fifty words.

  2. Loved the one about the family parrot. Explains why I was never allowed a parakeet when I was a kid.

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  4. MTJames said:

    I could fill my own blog up by reblogging your posts. This one contains some true wisdom.

  5. Reblogged this on FOR THE LOVE OF GOD and commented:
    Here’s another great one from Brother Kenny. It’s been quite a while since I first read this in an email circulation so it is a joy to be reminded again and what a great prologue to these thoughts! Enjoy!

  6. Yeah, this is a winner. Going into my file to share with clients in my counseling office 🙂

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