Monkey

Morning Story and Dilbert

Vintage Dilbert
November 12, 2004

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced
to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around,
went out to the  forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started
to diminish, the  villagers stopped their effort.

He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed
the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce
it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each!

However, since he had to go to the city on some business,
his assistant would buy on his behalf.

In his absence, the assistant told the villagers: “Look at all these
monkeys in this big cage that the man has already collected.

I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city,
you can sell them to him for $50 each.”

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought
all the monkeys for 700 million dollars.

They never saw the man or his assistant again,
only lots and lots of monkeys!

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8 comments
    • 😉
      A fool and his money are soon parted? Ooohhh! You meant…

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  1. And no one ever stops to ask, “What do you want the monkeys for?”,
    or, “Isn’t this just a little too good to be true?”

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  2. Reminds me of the saying, “a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.” We are greedy…both sides. I hope we do not do this to others and I hope we don’t try to take the easy way out.

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