Installing Love

Morning Story and Dilbert

Vintage Dilbert
May 15, 2002

Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart, ma’am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running, ma’am?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components .” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non- technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

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19 comments
  1. Ok, this is so cool but maybe it’s my computer background it appeals to 🙂 . I love this…!!!! Thanks so much for sharing. Take care! 😀

  2. Love this! (Must have the right programme installed?) 🙂

  3. This is stretching your coffee scale way out there. This may be worth six or seven cups! Thanks for the dose of reality this morning. I love it! 🙂 Dave

    • Yeah Buddy!!!! Getting ready to have another cuppa coffee right now…. Take Care my Friend and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T

  4. What an awesome “upgraded” analogy of what it means to love!
    I guess this makes the Holy Spirit our ongoing tech support 😉
    “But when the Father sends the Advocate as my representative—
    that is, the Holy Spirit—he will teach you everything and will remind you
    of everything I have told you.” (John 14:26 NLT)

  5. mtetar said:

    Hallelujah!!! LOVE is the Greatest Gift of ALL.Thank you for sharing, and Be Blessed, Mtetar

  6. Sam Joines said:

    Tears after reading this..it is so true! Reblogging!!

    • Thank you so much for this award!!!! It is truly an honour!!! Take Care and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T

  7. pjohio said:

    Reblogged this on 3genchurch and commented:
    Thought this was interesting…enjoy~}

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