Vintage Dilbert
February 3, 1996
- Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
- Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
- It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
- The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
- When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
- People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
- Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
- Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong..
- If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
- God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
- Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
- Peace starts with a smile.
- I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
- A lot of church members who are singing ‘Standing on the Promises’ are just sitting on the premises.
- We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
- Be ye fishers of men.. You catch them – He’ll clean them.
- Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
- Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
- Forbidden fruits create many jams.
- God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- God grades on the cross, not the curve..
- God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruit of the spirit” over a “religious nut”.
- God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
- He who angers you, controls you!
- If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!
- Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty! – Corrie ten Boom
- The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
- The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
- We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
- You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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My favourite…
“Be ye fishers of men.. You catch them – He’ll clean them” 🙂
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Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty. Corrie ten Boom
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I love!!! “I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?” Lol…
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Amen to each of these! So glad I started this day with reading this. Time for prayer!!
Thank you for posting
Scott
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Good one, Kenny T! Thanks for starting my morning right! 🙂
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That is brilliant.. made me giggle, and may have encouraged my friend and I!
My Favourite is this one : Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
or that one :God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called
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These are all so cute and funny, but sadly so true of so many Christians we look at everyone around us and think wow I am so glad I am no like that other fella!
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As a therapist, my favorite: He who angers you controls you.
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Beautiful words
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I’m feeling the, “It’s easier to preach ten sermons than to live one!” Great collection of thought-provokers!
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I didn’t write it, but I’d love to break a commandment and steal them! lol. GREAT stuff!
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Stealing is permitted!!!! Send them to all your friends and have fun!!!! Take Care and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T
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Reblogged this on No Greater Love and commented:
Great Stuff!
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These are great! Thank you!
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These were great….I liked “God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?”
Hope you have a great day!
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
Sounds like parishioners at my church. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Blogging for Wisdom and commented:
Coming soon… Christian pick up lines.
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Reblogged this on Faith and commented:
Something light.
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Each of these quips includes so much truth packed into so few words. The one that spoke most loudly to me: You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. I want to be big of faith, perseverance, and positivity. If I allow discouragment to control me, I dishonor God! Thank you for sharing these gems of humor and/or truth!
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This is awesome!!!
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These are great! Thank you for sharing them. And thank you too for stopping by my blog-I appreciate you taking the time to look.
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Thank you so much for this award nomination!!! I am Honored!!! Take Care and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T
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You are welcome. I know bless many!
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Reblogged this on For All Who Are Weary and commented:
Good reminders!
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Really awesome..!!
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Hi, I always love one liners, and I enjoyed yours. Takes a while to put that all together. Thanks
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Love this!!
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Haha! Very funny! LOVE!
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Saw this on a tea bag tag many years ago. I remember thinking it described my step-mom perfectly. “Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.”
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LOL That is a good one!!!! Take Care and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T
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Reblogged this on WFBC Media Center and commented:
This is a great post. Some of these I’ve heard and some I haven’t, but I have enjoyed reading them, smiling, and getting smacked right in the heart on some!
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