Bumper Stickers

Morning Story and Dilbert

Vintage Dilbert
March 2, 1998

Be ye fishers of men…You catch them – He’ll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He, who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Copilot – swap seats!

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

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17 comments
    • Hey Chris, I said a few Amen’s under my breath when I first read through the Bumper Stickers!!!! Take Care my Friend and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T

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  1. Reblogged this on Christian Warrior and commented:
    Rebloged,
    So true God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
    God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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    • OK, you caught me of-guard with that comment!!!! I got tickled and just about knocked my coffee over!! I’m still laughing….. Take Care My Friend and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T

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  2. Kenny, no box–no tissue!!! This is a great one! Item number two….let’s just say that was my blog topic for the “sheep” blog. 🙂 Praises to God! I have to say that I love the co-pilot swap one the best. Thank you so very much. Please take care and blessings to you always! 😀

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  3. Love them! While I’ve heard or seen many before, I’d never heard “Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous,” “God grades on the cross, not the curve,” “God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!” or “Prayer: Don’t give God instructions just report for duty!” Thank you so much! ^_^

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  4. I appreciate the light humor. We live in an environment where pesecution of Christians and war against the saints
    is about to tip over. I liked “He who angers you controls you”.

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  5. “Forbidden fruits create many jams.” LMAO. Good sticker!

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  6. Hi, I have nominated you for the Beautiful Blogger Award and Very Inspiring Blogger Award …because I think you deserve a little something for all the blessings and inspiration your blog brings to many that read it! To share this little bit of blogging kindness: 1. Display the award image on your blog. 2. Link back to the person who nominated you. 3. State 7 things about yourself. 4. Nominate other bloggers (you are supposed to nominate 15, however I don’t have 15 so nominate however many you want to) and link to their sites. 5. Notify the bloggers that they have been nominated and link to the post. Thank you for all your great posts and congratulations!
    http://bfayegilder.wordpress.com/2012/11/28/my-first-blogger-award-2/

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  7. “He, who angers you, controls you!” I like this statement the best. All to often we let others mess with who God wants us to be. 🙂

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