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The Bible in Fifty Words

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God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

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26 comments

Mia said: October 19, 20125:39 AM

Thanks, and you wrote! Excellent, I had a good laugh!
Blessings

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wordsaver said: October 19, 20126:11 AM

you’re funny

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earthriderjudyberman said: October 19, 20127:31 AM

Very creative. An excellent summary.

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mathewpsunny said: October 19, 20128:19 AM

that was a nice one..:)

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angchronicles said: October 19, 20128:58 AM

Powerful way to describe the old and new testament.

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Dave Boller said: October 19, 20129:14 AM

Love the cartoon. I’ll bet that’s what would happen to you if you switched, eh? 🙂

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Diane Reid said: October 19, 20125:31 PM

Reblogged this on God Happenings and commented:
I love this!

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The Lowe's RV Adventures said: October 19, 20125:44 PM

Yup agree, God remained.

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freedlife said: October 20, 20128:53 PM

Wow! Editus maximus. Does this mean the bible has a lot of unnecessary qualifiers?

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kiwiskan said: October 20, 201210:07 PM

Absolutely! I’ll be passing this on. Thanks

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- morningstoryanddilbert said: October 23, 20124:21 PM
  
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Chronicles of Prayer said: October 22, 20122:22 PM

Good summary!

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snowgood said: November 9, 20123:36 AM

The thrust of what’s written is great if this is an appetiser for truly getting to know God. If we chuck our Bibles in the back of a dark cupboard the verdict would have to be different. 2 Timothy 3:16, Deuteronomy 12:32, Revelation 22:19.

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bernicium said: November 21, 201212:48 PM

Reblogged this on bernicium and commented:
The Bible in 50 words? PTL.

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JamesStratton said: December 11, 20126:06 PM

Too funny! Thanks so much for checking out my site! Hope you are having a great day!

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Yahobahne said: December 20, 201210:45 AM

Ahahahaha, Very Creative!!!

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issa29 said: January 3, 20133:45 AM

🙂

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barbarndt said: January 7, 20139:39 AM

Great summary. Thanks for visiting my blog

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Mike DeNatale said: January 7, 20133:37 PM

Reblogged this on Blogging for Wisdom and commented:
And it rhymes.

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joseyphina said: January 14, 20131:26 PM

Nice one…

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juststartwriting2013 said: January 17, 201310:34 PM

Punchy and simple!

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Stephanie Rische said: January 21, 20139:10 AM

This is such an intriguing recap of the Bible. Thanks for sharing!

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Nancy Ruegg said: January 31, 20132:55 PM

As I read through the list, I found myself mentally checking off the books of the Bible as they were included. It’s amazing how well two words can sum up chapters’ worth! And in summarizing, there is synthesizing–the creation of a cohesive whole. Thank you for sharing, and thank you also for visiting my blog!

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Joszann said: February 1, 201312:39 PM

Thanks for visiting,very nice I enjoyed that!

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Scott said: February 28, 20133:36 PM

I loved this! Thanks for reading my ‘Evergreen’ post. God bless.

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