Jesus is Watching You


Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”

-- Author Unknown
  1. Dave Boller said:

    God morning, Kenny! That’s a good one! 🙂


  2. Dave Boller said:

    Good morning, God morning – it’s all the same.


  3. Fantastic. What a smart bird – and what a dumb burgler. Looks good on him. Seems the burglar would have been better of to be the one to take flight!


  4. Barb said:

    This is so funny! I just found your blog, and I love Dilbert. I have the comic strip on my little thing on my computer (can’t remember what it’s called) so I read it every day – and your story was so funny with this one that it made me laugh. What a fun idea for a blog!


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