Jingles

Dilbert

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look At TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways to communicate ideas about God.

Here are some of the results:

God is like.
BAYER ASPIRIN …… He works miracles.

God is like.
A FORD …… He’s got a better idea..

God is like.
COKE …… He’s the real thing.

God is like.
HALLMARK CARDS ……. He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like.
TIDE …… He gets the stains out others leave behind. 

God is like.
GENERAL ELECTRIC ……. He brings good things to life.

God is like.
WAL-MART …… He has everything.

God is like.
ALKA-SELTZER ……. Try Him, you’ll like Him.

God is like.
SCOTCH TAPE …… You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.

God is like..
DELTA …… He’s ready when you are.

God is like.
ALLSTATE …… You’re in good hands with Him.

God is like.
Vo-5 Hair Spray ……He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like.
DIAL SOAP …… Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like .
POST MAN …… Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from
His appointed destination.

God is like.
CHEVROLET …… the heart beat of America

God is like
MAXWELL HOUSE …… Good to the very last drop

God is like.
BOUNTY …… He is the quicker picker upper. . Can handle the tough jobs. ..
And He won’t fall apart on you

God is like.
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY ……. He  Keeps Going, Going, and Going

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1 comment
  1. Alice said:

    A reassuring way of looking at our days.

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