What do Woman Really Want???

dilbert

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?… What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur’s question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered… is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

The beau replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day… or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT… make YOUR choice before you scroll down. OKAY?

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now… what is the moral to this story?

The moral is…..
If you don’t let a woman have her own way…
Things are going to get ugly.

-- Author Unknown
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10 comments
  1. Where do you find these stories?! Or do you create them yourself?

    • I find these stories off the internet and some are forwarded to me by email from friends. I look for stories that touch my heart and create a Christ like atmosphere. I enjoy a story that gives me a “WOW FACTOR” when I finish it. If a story meets these criteria then I say it has “Dilbert” potential. I’m a technical writer. I can’t write at the “Dilbert” level. My wife has that gifting. Thanks for the comments. The Post you had about Typing was off the chain (that means Excellent in the south!!! LOL). Take care and God Bless… 🙂

  2. Most of the posts you choose definitely have the WOW factor!

  3. ilenejones said:

    I really liked this story, and it’s one I’ve never heard before. Your moral is very similar to one we say a lot around here: If Mama ain’t happy…… Ain’t NOBODY happy. Heh!

    • “If Mama ain’t happy…… Ain’t NOBODY happy” …This is certainly true in our house toooo!!! LOL Thanks for the comment and I hope you have a Blessed day 🙂

  4. Reblogged this on Keith the Green's Blog and commented:
    However now that this has been blogged, I just know the women will change what they want, can’t have us guys knowing the secret 😛

  5. My dad used to tell me about the circle of happiness.
    If I upset my mother’s happiness.
    Then she would upset his happiness,
    Which meant he would have to upset my happiness

    • …The old saying is still going strong “If Momma is not happy no one is happy”. LOL Take care, God Bless and have a great weekend!!!! 🙂

  6. It’s a great story which I read to my children when they were young – without this joke moral, of course.

    • I’m glad you took a minute to stop by the Morning Story and Dilbert and found a story that you liked. And it sounds like it brought back a wonderful memory or a moment in time!!!!! Again, thanks for stopping by, Take care and God Bless 🙂 Kenny T

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