A Conversation in Heaven


Hi! Wanda.

Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

I froze to death.

How horrible!

It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &
sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,
I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

So, what happened?

I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer–we’d both still be alive.


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