The Bible in Fifty Words
Vintage Dilbert
God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.
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I loved this! Thanks for reading my ‘Evergreen’ post. God bless.
Thanks for visiting,very nice I enjoyed that!
As I read through the list, I found myself mentally checking off the books of the Bible as they were included. It’s amazing how well two words can sum up chapters’ worth! And in summarizing, there is synthesizing–the creation of a cohesive whole. Thank you for sharing, and thank you also for visiting my blog!
This is such an intriguing recap of the Bible. Thanks for sharing!
Punchy and simple!
Nice one…
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And it rhymes.
Great summary. Thanks for visiting my blog
Ahahahaha, Very Creative!!!
Too funny! Thanks so much for checking out my site! Hope you are having a great day!
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The Bible in 50 words? PTL.
The thrust of what’s written is great if this is an appetiser for truly getting to know God. If we chuck our Bibles in the back of a dark cupboard the verdict would have to be different. 2 Timothy 3:16, Deuteronomy 12:32, Revelation 22:19.
Good summary!
Absolutely! I’ll be passing this on. Thanks
Wow! Editus maximus. Does this mean the bible has a lot of unnecessary qualifiers?
Yup agree, God remained.
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I love this!
Love the cartoon. I’ll bet that’s what would happen to you if you switched, eh?
Powerful way to describe the old and new testament.
that was a nice one..:)
Very creative. An excellent summary.
you’re funny
Thanks, and you wrote! Excellent, I had a good laugh!
Blessings